Sunday, January 31, 2010

BRANDING @ SDMIMD

Branding and JAM ???

Don't know what combo is this... But yes this combo has come because of our very own Managing Editor of Dimensions, Vinitha Valsalan. ( For those of my readers who do not know what is Dimensions: It is our college's quarterly magazine)... This quarter's issue for Dimensions has the theme of Branding and as always I approached her with my weird ideas... I asked her to write an article on BRANDING @ SDMIMD... But as I had expected, the magazine goes out to corporates for circulation and hence the article on such a topic cannot be included. But then she gave me this idea to write it on my blog... So here it is:

I shall not define what is Branding else, all my Marketing friends will kill me for this... So I believe, I will directly start with the brands of SDMIMD...

"PAPA"... I think he is the "most strongest" brand of SDMIMD. People have forgotten his name and everyone calls him "PAPA"... and if I am not wrong it was Ashish Chaddha to give him this name... Well, an English dictionary in himself, PAPA is out and out a marketing person and he has successfully marketed his brand here... Well if you do not know who he is, then you are actually not in SDMIMD, I believe. He is Deepansh Agarwal. I am privileged that he is following my blogs and if anyone of you are really interested in good reading, you can visit his blog. PAPA, if you read this, please share your blog link....

"JANAB".... Well, he may not look like a strongly built person, but his brand has been built up very strongly... And I can bet upon this that many of the Juniors actually do not know his real name but know that he is JANAB.... He is among the chosen one for Core Finance.... A diversified personality: Topper in academics, Unbeaten Garba dancer in SDMIMD, a Sportsman and yes he is also an artist that is hidden but I have had a chance to see it and it was great... Full of Positive Energy, he gives a new dimension to the word : Friendship.... The real name: Prashant Bayeti...

"GAANDAA".... (Dont pronounce it wrongly... It has "aaaa" sound between G&N and not just "aa".... A unique personality indeed... Great Sportsman.... Good Friend... and a great ability to handle critic's comments. Well for the brand name... Ya... its he himself who proves it.... "Gaandaa" is a guju word meaning "Pagal/Mad"... and at times he proves it and proves it in style and with a smile.... Hats Off to his spirit.... Well to tell his actual name... Its Wadhwa Vinay Manoharlal....

"MODI"... Hey... M not talking about Gujarat CM Narendra Modi... but he is our SDM's Modi.... Die hard fan of Politics and Narendra Modi, especially, this person represents a pakka gujarati in all sense.... Yet another strong brand and enchanting way... His speech clearly shows the influence of politics in his life... Marketing and Modi are made for each other... and he proves it in all aspects.... Our Modi is: Ashish Trivedi....

"HUDA": Well, this is an invincible brand @ SDM. He is the youngest person of our batch and yes we all love him alot... Incredible sense of humour but also loses temper... Good sportsman and a great mind @ creativity.... Be it Presentations or skits, he does it all and does it in Style... Well, he, like his name-twin, has lost his real name amidst his brand... During Naissance 2010, I used to tell the participants to contact HUDA and not Prashant Talreja... Now that's heights...

"MASAKALI": Now, this brand may not be very famous, but yes he is also a very special component of Branding @ SDM.... The reason why this brand has not been very famous is because of his other names.... If I am not wrong ... it can be termed as "cannibalization"... His names like Shoki/Ashokiiiii have decrease the limelight of his real brand name... Well Chaddha's creation again...

"GURUJI": The name seems very awkward, but there's a long story behind this... which I think if I write... Guruji will kill me... So without saying much... He is our very own... Bibhu Prasad Pati...

"GURU": Well we had GURUJI...but we also have GURU... Its not his brand name but his habit of speaking this word has made people call him GURU... Another marketing person.... Great Mind ... Great Ideas.... Had fun with him in my marketing project... He is none another than Mahesh M.

"SRK": Shah Rukh Khan of SDM.... or Shiv Raj Kumar??? hehehe... whatever u call him... but he is SRK... Among the first couple of students of our batch to join his work place, SRK of SDM's style is no less than SRK of Bollywood.... A Suvidha member and a stylish person in his own way, he is our Sagar Ostwal.... They also call him GIDDU MARWADI... Do not know why... but it is also his name.

"DADA": Two Bengali men, competing for this title, but only our Mr. Sleeping Student of the Batch can get this name... People call him DADA... To his good luck or bad luck, even girls call him DADA... (DADA in Bengali means Big Brother...Now you know !!!).... Well, he is among the elderly groups of SDM and DADA is very apt for him... and he accepts it... But this does not mean that he considers himself to be old.... A kind hearted person, great orator and yes.... is undisputed champion of sleeping in class in our batch... Another ultimate marketing person of batch 2008-10...He is none another than Debojyoti Banarjee.

"KABIR": Well, talking of brands, how can I forget this name... Though people rarely call him that in public, but we call him Love Guru... KABIR KHANNNN.... Wont say much about him as I already mentioned it in my previous blog... but to tell you his real name... He is Ankush Jain...

"CHAKS": Well, how can I forget this one... oopss... sorry CHAKS... Yes... he only knows how many names poeple call him... CHAKS/CHUCKLES/CHAKLA/CHAKU... and what not... He was my CDO for Naissance (Chief Designing Officer)... and no points in guessin... he is a creative mind.... great artist and a cool person... Best Manager... Keep up your art work.... He is our Saurav Chakladar...

Well... too many of boys... time for some girls....

"TEACHER": Well, I believe, she is the strongest brand among the girls of SDMIMD.... No wonder everyone right from seniors to juniors, everyone calls her Teacher... Poor girl, she longs to listen to her real name.... Well, to be called as "teacher" you need not necessarily be in teaching profession... but she was in it before joining here... God... I wonder what made her shift from a respectful post of teacher and downgrade herself again to Student... but kehte hain naa... iss janam k paap is janam mein chukane padenge... Bahut pareshan kia hoga isne apne students ko... tabhi bhagwan ne ise fir se student bana dia... jokes apart... She is a gem of a person... Cute and smart... Awesome dancer... Great smile... and killer eyes... define her... She is none another than Rachana Priya...

"GABRI": Well, this aint any tough choice... Yet another strong brand... And just like Sholay's Gabbarsingh..., She is SDM's Gabri... Ready to take on challenges, enjoys harassing students and we enjoy being harassed by her... She will kill me if I do not say this line... "Ab Maine Kya Kia"... I know if she is reading this, she will be saying this... Yes, she never does it... but it just happens... But that makes her different from other girls... Another great dancer, cute looks and her face says it all, when she is happy and when she is "hungry".... hehehe.... Well for her real name, its Swati Bansal...

"MAATEY": Wondering who is she... Well, I would not mind taking credit for giving this brand name to her... Yes, I was the creator and the marketer behind this brand... Don't be confused by her name... She ain't any elderly lady but she is so caring that she reminds me of my mom... and so I gave her this name.... Well, don't know what to say... but yes she has another name for her and it is also very true... She is the Drama Queen of SDM... She is Yoshita Singh...

"VP": Gnosis... Pronounce it correctly... "G" is silent... she will kill you if you do not keep the "G" silent.... She was elected as the VP for the Forum by all its members and yes from then, she is called VP... However, she has moved to President this year, but still she is our VP... Also a member of Placements Committee and yet another artist, a singer of an unmatched class in SDM... She is Shwetha Rao Yermel... (sorry if there's spelling mistake VP !!!)

"TOOTI-FOOTI": no wonder why she is called so... She still holds the record of most plastered student of our batch... We now take extra care for her bones than her... when she broke her bones the second time... all said... "Shruti, Not Again!!!"... Well, Shraxis... (UTI is now AXIS...so shrUTI is shrAXIS... she had sent this in a mail)... hope you do not continue this tradition from here on... Some traditions are good if they are broken...

Well, did not want to prolong this one... my Editor-In-Chief had advised me to keep it small... but could not help it... However, some are still remaining.... My readers can still add... Juniors...sorry for not including your brand names... its because of "Information Asymmetry"....

Anyways, Its last 20 days at SDMIMD...... Hope my SDM Brands will not consider anything offending in this... if they feel, they are free to tell me... Naissance 2010 was successful and we really did it in STYLE....

ALL THE BEST EVERYONE !!!

Regards,

JAM

Sunday, January 3, 2010

3 Id!ot$


Yes !!! Finally I got something to write...

Guys and gals, Happy New Year !!!

Wondering what is this, this is my version of 3Id!0t$ !!!

AD (Ankit Duggal a.k.a Duggal sahab,duggs) KABIR (Ankush Jain) "naam to suna hi hoga" & yours truly JAM (Jain Amit Manraj).

We take pride in calling ourselves the 3Id!ot$ of SDMIMD. I should thank Jithu for this. The first day I arrived at college (I was the last person to come..9days late) he introduced me to Ankush (B.E., E&C) from Alwar, Rajasthan. A simple shy looking boy with a cute smile. Even the girls would envy her smile so innocent and so deceptive. I never knew what this bholi-si surat had behind it... Saalaa 1 number ka chalu hai... The first year nobody actually knew about the Kabir Khan hidden in him. It was only during the end of the year, we came to know about the whole list of girls who had crush on him or whom he had crush on... Chak De India was a recent movie that time and we saw SRK coaching the Indian National Women's Hockey Team... Hence, came the name, our Ankush became Kabir. Chatting till early mornings... He used to compete with Ashok Kumar his neighbour for sleeping late. Ashok would sleep by 3.30am but for our Kabir 4.00am was normal... People call themselves Multi-taskers but I have not met any multi-tasker like him. Are he can bindass chat with 4-5 girls (age no bar) at a time and had none of them would come to know about the other. The whole first year past like this... but things change and so has our Kabir... Gone are the days of late night chatting now he chats in day time ... sudharega thodi... Kabir aise hi thodi naam pada hai... Are humara Love Guru hai woh... and you start writing the names and you will know even one Hockey team is less for him... This is only one side of him but the what makes me proud of him is his other side. I think he is the most sensitive boy I have ever seen. Not only his face and smile but also his heart is sweet... He cares alot about his friends and is always busy on attending calls, consoling one friend or other, advising them, whether love, job or even marriage, he helps everyone who comes to ask for his help. But then, you can always come to know from his face when he is happy and when not... inspite of his trying again and again to hide, nothing can be hidden from his face... May it be his dissapointed friends or his own personal problems, his face tells everything...

A totally different personality, AD, B.E. (Mechanical Engineer)...& now Mr. Mapro (The first among us to be placed).. U listen "Mechanical Engineer" and you think they are the most spoilt brats par yeh to Bhagwan ka banda hai yaar... bilkul different from the other Mechs. First year, he was so shy that he would not even talk about girls. Among the few (really few ) boys to go regularly to Yoga. He was known for his regular attendance at Yoga and above all sincerity in class. Always before time and attentive in class. But... for how long ??? In the second trimester itself our seats shifted to last rows and here comes out the real AD. Saala yeh bhi kameena kam nahi hai... 1 number ka badmaash... Non-stop chatting and playing in class... His passion about driving still amazes me... Just give him a bike and he will be ever ready to go anywhere you say... Ziddi (stubborn) to yeh bachpan se tha... bas it took us almost a year to actually realize it... Scheduling and Timing are among his hobbies and we know him for that... He says 6am in the morning means 6:00:00 am and never 6:00:01am... And if you are with him and dare to break the time table he had decided, you would have it from him... Many do not like, but for me it is his best quality. Are how can i forget his hidden love story which is no secret ... Aaj bhi uska naam lo to his face turns pink with shyness... shhh... I wont tell anything here... Secrets...

Last about me??? I think I better not write anything about me... I leave it to my readers to write about me !!!

Well, this is my version of 3Id!ot$... Chetan Bhagat and Vidhu Vinod Chopra & Co. are fighting with each other for the story of the film... and credits but for me I do not have any reservations. I know these two idiots will have something to say about this and I leave it to them to add...

Anyways, Happy New Year and Have a Prosperous New Year !!!

Waiting for the Dreams to come true !!!

JAM